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young woody 4:07 Thu Nov 29
Worst place you’ve had a poo.

New Forrest for me as a young man just simply couldn’t hold on.

Earlier today I was desperate and considered pooing into a box and then take to our skip. However I made it to the local pub instead.

Northern Sold 4:14 Thu Nov 29
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Holiday Inn near me (daughters just got a job there)... booked myself in after some gut problems as me girl was having a party at our gaff... shat the bed in the hotel twice... never stood a chance of even making it to the porcelain throne

Gavros 4:16 Thu Nov 29
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in your mum's mouth.

tanman 4:19 Thu Nov 29
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The 9th hole of the 'Upper' golf course at Hainault Forest. I had had a curry the previous night and being just about the furthest point from the clubhouse it was clear I had no option but to attempt to go there and then. Luckily I had a golf towel which I sacrificed which sorted out the wiping element. The consistency was similar to a cow pat, I remember squatting but also leaning back at the same time to make sure I avoided my golf attire. That sticks in the mind but it is not the only incident.

Manip 4:20 Thu Nov 29
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Glastonbury. End of Thread

VirginiaHam 4:27 Thu Nov 29
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Was flying to Frankfurt from London at 7.30am. Wearing a suit, but having eaten a massive curry with my brother the night before I needed a dump that could not wait, while driving to the airport.

I found a tree on Ealing Common, crouched down and got on with it. As I was finishing (it was semi dark) a fox wandered by, stopped, looked at me and carried on its journey.

claret on my shirt 4:29 Thu Nov 29
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outside the drive by window of a McDonalds, huge log as well!

Grumpster 4:31 Thu Nov 29
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Thanks to all of the cunts who take drugs, most pub toilets are pretty grim nowadays, as they don't have proper seats to stop people snorting off of them.

Never good when you have the shits and are trying to aim without being able to sit down..

Cheezey Bell-End 4:52 Thu Nov 29
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Green Park, twice, about 20 years ago. And I mean the park, not the station.
Then, when I thought I was all empty, it hit me again outside the palace. I just had to carry that to Victoria station and clean up.

only1billybonds 4:57 Thu Nov 29
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Knebworth 79 whilst waiting for Led Zeppelin to take the stage.

Without doubt the grimmest kasi experience of my life.

Far Cough 4:58 Thu Nov 29
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A mates Christmas party, the toilet was packed and I needed a dump, so I took one in his neighbour's metal dustbin

arsene york-hunt 5:05 Thu Nov 29
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I had a shit in the showers at a campsite near Clacton. Took me ages to tread it all down the drainage hole and then wash my feet. It would have been less trouble going to the bog.

Aalborg Hammer 5:06 Thu Nov 29
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Worked in Israel back in the eighties….one weekend, we made our way to Nazareth and looked around the Church of the Divine Annunciation, where
The Archangel Gabriel visited Mary to tell her of her imminent arrival.
I was suddenly caught short having had a dodgy felafel and salad pitta in Manger Square, Bethlehem, the previous night.
What started off as King Kong’s thumb changed into a flock of sparrows very quickly….I groped around in the darkness for some paper only to rifle through my rucksack
grabbing my employment contract as a last resort…immaculate ,to say the least.

violator 5:12 Thu Nov 29
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On my way to a mate's house party, I'd been to watch Bromley and had about 20 minutes walk from the station. Got halfway and it hit me, luckily I needed to cross a bridge over a railway line so it was set back from the road and it was dark, had to cup my hand down the back of by strides and fling the results into the bush. My next problem was a shitty hand, in a flash of genius I cracked open one of my Stellas and washed it clean, then had a proper clean up when I got to the house, ran straight to the carsey saying I was busting for a slash.

munkyfunk 5:19 Thu Nov 29
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Carp fishing and a five minute trip to the bog.
Reeled in rods and minced to the toilet. Had thermals on tucked into socks.
Made it halfway and proceeded to shit myself.
Thermals and socks ruined.
Promptly dumped into the overhead cistern and washed myself down with wet bog roll.

violator 5:22 Thu Nov 29
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munkyfunk 5:19 Thu Nov 29

Done pretty much the same at DDAPS lake at Sutton at Hone..luckily is was a blazing summer's day so I stripped down to my keks and went and sat in the River Darent

munkyfunk 5:25 Thu Nov 29
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Violator ah ag ag

I had no choice this was an estate lake syndicate and the owners were always about.
Now it’s two carrier Bags in a bucket and crack on.

Leonard Hatred 5:29 Thu Nov 29
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Maidstone.

Hermit Road 5:41 Thu Nov 29
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Building site portaloo in the late 80s. It wasn't a pretty site either before or after. Or during.

bruuuno 5:52 Thu Nov 29
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Fella I know got a ticket on a super exclusive Essex syndicate last season after being on the waiting list for fifteen years. The owner of the lake is a farmer and very protective of his lake and the surrounding land. On his third of fourth session matey was busting to go so went in the bushes for a crap.. thirty seconds later the farmer walked into his swim catching him brown handed and issuing him a lifetime ban!

Matey was literally in tears, the place is one of the best lakes in the country

ooooh Morley Morley 5:55 Thu Nov 29
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Too many to mention but the worst place was Canvey Island.

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